
She’s called the LG84LM960V and she’s billed as “The World’s First 84inch Ultra HD TV”.
I’ve never owned one but this vibrant, vivacious creature and I had a fleeting affair in John Lewis (Oxford Street branch) and I think I’m in love. She’s so svelte, you can’t really see her until she’s facing you in her full frontal majesty.
She’s like one of those Bangkok showgirls: beautiful but obscene…and compatible with the internet.

Look how slender she is!

For anyone who’s actually interested in the spec, here’s what she’s packing:
- Built in Freeview HD tuner
- Ultra HD
- Internet enabled, Smart TV, dual coreprocessor and Wifi built in
- Access to BBC iPlayer
- 3D
- 84 inch (213.4cm) screen
- Depth 4cm!!!
- Height 47 inches (120cm),
- 4 HDMI, 1 scart, 3 USB and 1 PC input
- Includes 4 x 3D glasses
- Guarantee 5 years
*Faints*
About Michael Taggart
Michael is a director at London marketing agency MRM. A former regional and national newspaper journalist, he spent six years in local government communications, mostly in media relations, before joining MRM. In his most recent role at Brighton and Hove City Council, Michael was responsible for social web strategy as digital media usage mushroomed nationally. He has advised on community management, network-building and content creation and spearheaded several award-winning digital marketing and crisis management campaigns. As well as more than 12 years working in and with the media, Michael brings with him a wealth of ideas about how businesses can leverage social technologies to improve customer service, deliver more effective marketing and build trust and loyalty. Michael heads up MRM’s online offering as head of digital and social. His personal blog on digital marketing, social media and the traditional media: can be found at michael-taggart.com